Chistes en ingles 6

Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. – Headmaster: Exactly.

Chistes en ingles 8

Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? – It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. – Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. – I’m not. I’m her mother.