por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? – An envelope.
por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. – Headmaster: Exactly.
por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?” – Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? – It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. – Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. – I’m not. I’m her mother.
por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
What happens when “you” and “I” are gone? – Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter “u” and I the letter “i”.)
por Roberto | Nov 1, 2019 | Chistes en ingles
What did the ocean say to the beach? – Nothing, it just waved!
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